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    Pilbara 100% Cotton Bath Towel


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    Made from premium quality 100% cotton, these are the softest, most absorbent bath towels that your wet body has ever felt. 

    Not only are they as soft as a Man-Bun in Melbourne, but they solve the worst problem that you have probably never thought of... Until now.

    Ever jumped out of the shower, freezing cold and in a frenzy to dry yourself before hypothermia sets in?

    In one motion, you dry your family jewels and backside(as you do), then go up to dry your face. Next thing you know, you have unfortunately forgotten which side you dried your face/bum with, and proceeded to dry your face with your bum.

    The TLC bath towel has our logo on one side, which identifies as the clean side to dry your face with. The other side is left blank, this side is for your nether nethers. 

    Cheers to never drying your face with your bum EVER again. 

    Size Guide
    Size Chart

     Product Dimensions

    Single Bed:
    Duvet Cover: 140 x 210 cm
    Flat Sheet: 180 x 254 cm
    Fitted Sheet: 91 x 190+46 cm
    Pillowcase: 48 x 73+15 cm (x 2)

    Double Bed: 
    Duvet Cover: 180 x 210 cm
    Flat Sheet: 225 x 254 cm
    Fitted Sheet: 137 x 190+46 cm
    Pillowcase: 48 x 73+15 cm (x 2)
    Queen Bed: 
    Duvet Cover: 210 x 210 cm
    Flat Sheet: 245 x 275 cm
    Fitted Sheet: 152 x 203+46 cm
    Pillowcase: 48 x 73+15 cm (x 2)

    King Bed: 
    Duvet Cover: 245 x 210 cm
    Flat Sheet: 280 x 275 cm
    Fitted Sheet: 183 x 203+46 cm
    Pillowcase: 48 x 73+15 cm 

    King Single : 

    Flat Sheet: 200 x 274 cm
    Fitted Sheet: 107 x 203+45 cm
    Pillowcase: 48 x 74 cm

    Super King

    Flat Sheet:  295 x 330 cm
    Fitted Sheet: 202 x 202 x 46 cm
    Pillowcase: 48 x 74 +15 cm 

     

     

    Size Guide
    Size Chart

     Product Dimensions

    Single Bed:
    Duvet Cover: 140 x 210 cm
    Flat Sheet: 180 x 254 cm
    Fitted Sheet: 91 x 190+46 cm
    Pillowcase: 48 x 73+15 cm (x 2)

    Double Bed: 
    Duvet Cover: 180 x 210 cm
    Flat Sheet: 225 x 254 cm
    Fitted Sheet: 137 x 190+46 cm
    Pillowcase: 48 x 73+15 cm (x 2)
    Queen Bed: 
    Duvet Cover: 210 x 210 cm
    Flat Sheet: 245 x 275 cm
    Fitted Sheet: 152 x 203+46 cm
    Pillowcase: 48 x 73+15 cm (x 2)

    King Bed: 
    Duvet Cover: 245 x 210 cm
    Flat Sheet: 280 x 275 cm
    Fitted Sheet: 183 x 203+46 cm
    Pillowcase: 48 x 73+15 cm 

    King Single : 

    Flat Sheet: 200 x 274 cm
    Fitted Sheet: 107 x 203+45 cm
    Pillowcase: 48 x 74 cm

    Super King

    Flat Sheet:  295 x 330 cm
    Fitted Sheet: 202 x 202 x 46 cm
    Pillowcase: 48 x 74 +15 cm 

     

     

    The most logical set of sheets you'll ever own.

    We've taken the worlds softest and most comfortable textiles, and weaved them into an intelligent bedding set enhanced with technology (seen no where else) to simplify making your bed...

    Like sleeping in a cloud of plush teddy bears...

    Our sheets are made from a special blend of cotton and bamboo. This breathable blend is both sensationally soft, and perfect for regulating your temperature in both warm and cool months.

    Lad-Life Sheet Set Enhancements

    Yes, our bedding set comes with a fitted sheet that's fashioned with marked corner straps, and we make them a tad larger than conventional fitted sheets which makes for pulling and tucking an absolute walk in the park for all ages!

    Built for going the distance...

    Bamboo/cotton blend is incredibly durable, breathable and antibacterial.

    Which means these sheets will not only last you longer, they're also healthier for your skin allowing you to wake up fresh in every sense of the word.

    The Aussie Bloke's Favourite Sheets

     

    ★★★★★ 5/5 Review


    "In all fairness, I was a bit of a grub pre-TLC. I can now confidently say I'm less of a grub.

    Not only are these sheets soft and super easy to put on but I've become a bit of a frequent flyer so to speak with washing them. You guys are awesome, appreciate it."

    Josh S.

    Sep 18, 2020

     

    ★★★★★ 5/5 Review


    "I ordered mine during the initial presale phase and couldn't be more impressed. The quality is on point. The comfort level has both my and my partner staying in bed longer. And the straps really do make a world of difference.I've found myself already having washed these sheets more than I ever did in the lifetime of my old sheets...disgusting I know. But hey, it's never too late to get your sheet together ;)."

    Ryan Joudoin

    Sep 18, 2020

     
    ★★★★★ 5/5 Review

     

    "It’s great to know that my son is being looked after when he moves out of home. I’ve never seen any company that actually speaks to my son, hygiene is just so important. Great product as well, I’d even buy a set for myself!."

    James Freemantle

    Jun 28, 2020

     

    ★★★★★ 5/5 Review


    "In all fairness, I was a bit of a grub pre-TLC. I can now confidently say I'm less of a grub.

    Not only are these sheets soft and super easy to put on but I've become a bit of a frequent flyer so to speak with washing them. You guys are awesome, appreciate it."

    Josh S.

    Sep 18, 2020

     

    ★★★★★ 5/5 Review


    "I ordered mine during the initial presale phase and couldn't be more impressed. The quality is on point. The comfort level has both my and my partner staying in bed longer. And the straps really do make a world of difference.I've found myself already having washed these sheets more than I ever did in the lifetime of my old sheets...disgusting I know. But hey, it's never too late to get your sheet together ;)."

    Ryan Joudoin

    Sep 18, 2020

     
    ★★★★★ 5/5 Review

     

    "It’s great to know that my son is being looked after when he moves out of home. I’ve never seen any company that actually speaks to my son, hygiene is just so important. Great product as well, I’d even buy a set for myself!."

    James Freemantle

    Jun 28, 2020

    Try them for 90 Nights Risk Free!

    If you're not in love with your sheets after 90 glorious sleeps of dreams and adventures, then we'll not only give you 100% Refund - we'll even pay for your return costs, too!

    No Questions Asked.

    FAQs

    TLC Care Instructions:

    You can find all care instructions on the inner care tag of your TLC Bedding Set, however standard care options for our Sheet Sets are as follows:

    • Hand/machine wash using cold to warm water (40°c maximum is suggested)
    • If machine washing, ensure a gentle cycle is selected
    • Use only very mild detergents (approved for wool/ silk)
    • Tumble dry at a low temperature if required
    • Avoid mixing with other colours

    If you really want to best preserve the softness of the TLC Bedding Set for as long as possible, we recommend washing it in cold water.
    Got questions? Call Ed on 0488997259 

    Do TLC sheets crinkle?

    Our unique bamboo/cotton blend shows far less creases when made. We recommend avoiding the use of a dryer post-wash. Be sure to remove sheets from the washing machine as soon as possible and hang out on the line. Sleeping on the set will also assist greatly with removing visible creases. Our signature blue-grey colour will also reduce the appearance of creases, which is great!

     

    Can I find TLC Sheets in any physical stores?

    We are purely a direct to consumer company. That means, we cut out the middleman and the retail store. This, in turn, allows us to pass the savings on to you - the customer!

     

    Do you have variations in each size, (King Single, Super King etc.)?

    Our bedding sets have been designed to compensate for larger sizes within each mattress size. Depth wise we have also compensated for the deepest of deep mattresses!

     

    What other benefits do TLC sheets provide me?

    Temperature Regulating (breathable, hypo-allergenic, promotes moisture absorption) - meaning our blend will assist in maintaining a happy medium, keeping you cool in the summer and warm in winter. If TLC is devoted to this sheet set, will not play on your allergies! Perfect to get you through those long sweaty nights after a big weekend (grog horrors) and will improve your chances of securing a round two with the partner of your dreams!


    Soft & Durable - tipping the theory of thread count on its head. Our blend is far less costly and is made of naturally long bamboo fibres which will ensure your sheets will last longer, less likely to tear and will feel softer and more superior than any other high-end sheet set you've been lucky to pinch from your parent's linen cupboard!

    Sustainable - our bamboo/cotton blend does not require excessive water or harmful chemicals to grow or produce it! Meaning by purchasing our sheets, you are reducing your environmental footprint.

    Your Hair Will Love You More - create less friction between your hair as it rubs against the pillow. This will promote healthy and strong hair (say goodbye to bed hair!)

    Keeps Your Dry & Cool - The bamboo also possesses the ability to wick unwanted moisture away, helping you stay dry and cool while enabling any unwanted moisture in your sheets created by sweat and body fluids to evaporate, and ultimately ridding your sheets of unpleasant odours.

     

    What are the sheets made from?

    Our bedding range is made from a unique blend of:
    60% bamboo.
    40% cotton yarn.
    325 Thread count.

     

    Is TLC Australian owned?

    100% it is. Fair dinkum.

     

    How do I care for my new TLC sheet set?

    Washing

    Wash your sheets as soon as they rock up to your pad, then every 7- 10 days after that. Do it. Otherwise you’ll have as good a relationship with your partner as Leonardo DiCaprio did with that Grizzly Bear in the Revenant…awful.  

    Your TLC sheets are your BABEH…be gentle...that means gentle wash with cold water. No warm wash or they’ll end up looking like a goat on a vertical cliff face.

    Keep your TLC sheets separate from other fabric and linens.


    Unidentified Fun Stains (UFS)

    Stains…formally known as UFS ;) are as common as an STI in College and as easy to remove as a Trump supporter in inner City Melbourne. Use regular washing powder. No bleach or fabric softeners or they’ll deteriorate quicker than Monica from Friends, in real life.

     

    Drying

    Don’t be a piece of sheet, hang your sheets to dry like your mother does. The sun also kills bacteria - there’s your daily fun fact :). You can use a tumble dryer but go easy on the old girl – set it to low, which will avoid the package shrinking ;) – which is every man’s worst nightmare on a cold day. Set the iron on low folks but you probably won’t ever need to.

     

    Storage

    Store them away from direct sunlight. Think of Will Smith in the movie ‘I am Legend’ and do the opposite.

     

    Replacing

    Have a rotation of 2-3 sets of TLC sheet sets. One on the bed and two in the chamber – we don’t want you making a bed like a peasant EVER again with ANY other sheets. Sheets are also scientifically proven to be dank after 12-18 months, so replace them after that :).

     

    Follow this piece of piss list of instructions and your sheet will be TOGETHER

     Product Dimensions

    Single Bed:
    Duvet Cover: 140 x 210 cm
    Flat Sheet: 180 x 254 cm
    Fitted Sheet: 91 x 190+46 cm
    Pillowcase: 48 x 73+15 cm (x 2)

    Double Bed: 
    Duvet Cover: 180 x 210 cm
    Flat Sheet: 225 x 254 cm
    Fitted Sheet: 137 x 190+46 cm
    Pillowcase: 48 x 73+15 cm (x 2)
    Queen Bed: 
    Duvet Cover: 210 x 210 cm
    Flat Sheet: 245 x 275 cm
    Fitted Sheet: 152 x 203+46 cm
    Pillowcase: 48 x 73+15 cm (x 2)

    King Bed: 
    Duvet Cover: 245 x 210 cm
    Flat Sheet: 280 x 275 cm
    Fitted Sheet: 183 x 203+46 cm
    Pillowcase: 48 x 73+15 cm 

    King Single : 

    Flat Sheet: 200 x 274 cm
    Fitted Sheet: 107 x 203+45 cm
    Pillowcase: 48 x 74 cm

    Super King

    Flat Sheet:  295 x 330 cm
    Fitted Sheet: 202 x 202 x 46 cm
    Pillowcase: 48 x 74 +15 cm